SPAM FICTION

This is a cryptic SPAM repository. I have found fragments of FICTION. I have found poetry. I have found secret messages. I have found divinity. I am whole because of the unrequested messages that fall into my inbox. Seek truth. Seek SPAM. But first tell me, why am I wasting my life?

The quoted texts are probably copyright. I recieved them as junk filler in SPAM email, inserted to distract the filters that would otherwise kill the message. Rarely does it work, so I shuffle through the SPAM box and look for gems. Texts are included as editorial exerpts. I editorialize, or otherwise try to interpret their meanings or derivations. Tell me, why am I wasting my life?

Hi there all you SPAM WARRIORS,

I’m SurverMonkey, your arrogant host for this pointless website. I know what your thinking: what the hell is the point of this and why am I wasting my life on something as meaningless as a random collection of SPAM FICTION?

The truth is simple: pure, hatefilled revenge.

You know the call. You know the truth. You’ve read the tangled mess inside you inboxes every morning. I say, dilute the mess of it all: take back the fiction and expose it for everything it is worth. SPAM is an illusion of the ignorant masses. Without ignorance, SPAM would cease to function and thus cease to bring profit and THUS cease to exist.

This truth is indeed simple: pure, hatefilled revenge.

Your pal,
SurverMonkey